Triggered!

The Nightwatchman 101 · 3 Dec 2008, 04:36

When burny is your centre wicket umpire, if its after 3.30, the smell of tea wafts in over the field, and you get hit on the pads, your as good as gone.

how has the umpiring been so far this year and who should we watch out for?

twirl · 3 Dec 2008, 04:47

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Originally Posted by The Nightwatchman 101

When burny is your centre wicket umpire, if its after 3.30, the smell of tea wafts in over the field, and you get hit on the pads, your as good as gone.

how has the umpiring been so far this year and who should we watch out for?

dont get hit on the pads then.

Derrick is the best umpire.

The Nightwatchman 101 · 3 Dec 2008, 04:49

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Originally Posted by twirl

dont get hit on the pads then.

Derrick is the best umpire.

haha.. fair enough

teamorale491 · 3 Dec 2008, 06:18

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Originally Posted by twirl

dont get hit on the pads then.

Derrick is the best umpire.

twirl u got rocks in your head again young man u imbisile.
derek is the best bloke, a terrible umpire. is literally blind and deaf however he is a very good story teller thats for sure.

bernie is terrible i agree and hes a ****a.

in closing, i have no clue who are the best umpires as they are all pretty average and trigger un-mercifully. and twirl, you got rocks in your head.

Bill Skeltons Best Mate · 3 Dec 2008, 18:04

If hes on your team ive heard that reverend Jim Stevens goes up with your team, and also Dennis the umpire struggles.

Wat's that dennis, i couldnt quite hear u??

twirl · 3 Dec 2008, 21:21

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Originally Posted by teamorale491

twirl u got rocks in your head again young man u imbisile.
derek is the best bloke, a terrible umpire. is literally blind and deaf however he is a very good story teller thats for sure.

bernie is terrible i agree and hes a ****a.

in closing, i have no clue who are the best umpires as they are all pretty average and trigger un-mercifully. and twirl, you got rocks in your head.

i think its you who has rocks in your head. The umpire doesnt matter if you use your bat.

teamorale491 · 4 Dec 2008, 02:34

clearly u have never plays APS 1st XI cricket twirl because in APS cricket it seems not to matter if you use your bat.

TheStraighter1 · 4 Dec 2008, 04:57

too true.

twirl · 4 Dec 2008, 05:07

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Originally Posted by teamorale491

clearly u have never plays APS 1st XI cricket twirl because in APS cricket it seems not to matter if you use your bat.

nah mate not much since i made quite a few runs about 6 years ago and ill tell you something sonny jim, the umpiring back then was tougher and the wickets were not like they are now. i had to earn every run.

teamorale491 · 4 Dec 2008, 05:10

well clearly u are not in touch with 'modern' aps cricket where the umpires are 6 years older, 5 times deafer, and 10 times keener to get home.