Nuggets captain embroiled in controversy

**Ljp86** · 8 Jan 2009, 01:59

Cops called on girlfriend

Ninemsn staff

Nairobi Nuggets captain Ljp86 and girlfriend Jennifer Hawkins were dobbed into police by upset neighbours after for having noisy, pre-dawn pool parties at her new home, reports claim.

25 year old Hawkins moved into her new Coogee pad just last month after paying for the property in November. It is believed Ljp, who is the opening bowler and captain of BCFCL team Nairobi Nuggets, spends his time commuting between his mansion in Nairobi and Hawkins' place in Sydney when not playing. Ljp recently tied for first place in the Test Player of the Year and came runner-up in the One-Day Player and the Year and Overall Player of the Year awards.

"Jennifer Hawkins has been keeping her neighbours up all night … and her newly-acquired property has not been quiet over the New Year period," the neighbour who wanted to remain anonymous was quoted as saying.

"The neighbourhood reverberates to unending beats and high screams and cries pierce the air."

Ljp86 will lead his side out for the BCFCL Grand Final to be played at the Thomas Odoyo Cricket Association Ground against Western Wizards with play expected to start on the weekend.

Ninemsn ©

the_socialite · 8 Jan 2009, 02:01

Lol

Buddy23# · 8 Jan 2009, 02:08

Where was the invite?

**Biggie** · 8 Jan 2009, 03:07

BREAKING NEWS CH7 REPORT

It was found to be that after Ljp passed out from excitement in actually having a glam in his person that Jen Hawkins headed over to the Western Wizards camp for a meeting with the Skipper, none other than Biggie.

"I shouldnt comment but, cmon Im Will Smith, big in name, big in ego and big in Pen...err Stature, she couldnt ignore me. Girls are drawn to me, who am I to say no" Biggies stated after coming out the shower.

Jen Hawkins was unavailble for comment, later found to be in a wheelchair, after her long night with the larger than life skipper.

This latest development is sure to cause on field angst between very good mates off field, trading barbs when the #4 batsmen eventually faces off against the highly skilled Test Player of the Year in Ljp.

This years Test GF should be a cracker, with outside influences making this highly anticipated contest ever bigger.

Rick Hardon Ch7 News ©

**Ljp86** · 8 Jan 2009, 03:09

I'm running you out tonight.

**Biggie** · 8 Jan 2009, 03:09

Lol

**Biggie** · 8 Jan 2009, 22:25

CH10 NEWS....

This just in.

Biggie, the inspirational skipper of the Western Wizards and respected BC member has what may be a GF threatening hamstring injury.

"Yeah, Jen Hawkins wanted to try something her former lover Ljp just couldnt do, involved hanging from the roof, a water ballon, 3 ping pong balls and a monkey...wait edit that last part. Ths act of passion has strained my right hamstring to an extent that I may need constant rubbing.... and also the odd massage on my the hammy."

Biggie was in obvious pain but was delighted with how the night unfolded.

"Its not every day that Jen Hawkins wansts pleasuring. Sure Angelina Jolie has popped in, Ana Ivanovic has felt the need for some Biggie love. Even Cameron Diaz flew in for the experience. But Jen Hawkins, wow, awesome stuff."

Biggie is undergoing hydrotherapy treatment and is walking lap upon lap of the pool at Western Wizards HQ, in a bid to be fit in time for the GF with the Nuggets.

Lets hope he gets there.

Tim Gossage Ch 10 ©