No Farting on Planes Please

[BigJeff]

No Farting on Planes Please

Farts spark emergency landing
AN American Airlines flight has made an emergency landing after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew to the smell of burning sulphur....
An unlucky canine team was also brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

jeez, LOL, you can't make this stuff up! ha, those dogs were unlucky

 

[Armageddon*]

Re: No Farting on Planes Please

I'm gong to have to delete this thread, far too inappropriate for this site I reckon.............

Geez, the poor dogs, they would never want to sniff again,

The unidentified woman was not charged, but “American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time,” Ms Lowrance said.

 

[schwab2clarkson]

Re: No Farting on Planes Please

LOL that is very funny.

 

[schwab2clarkson]

Re: No Farting on Planes Please

Speaking of dogs. My dog Tigger sniffs when I ask him if he had farted. He tries so hard to smell the farts and if he has farted he takes himself outside.

Poor dogs having to smell those burnt farts on a plane.