The Secret To Australian Selection

joel

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The Secret To Australian Selection

Hi Guys,

It will always be a matter for massive contention and with good reason. It has often left the punters scratching their head as to who gets a call up.

The key to getting a test spot in the modern era beyond team balance or ability is having a hot mrs. A public profile and glamorous looks in a partner are utterly essential.

For instance, all the talk going into this current test was that Johnson needed to sit it out, and McDonalds form proabably warranted a call up.

The result, Johnson stays, Macca misses out, Hughes is dropped, in comes Watto.

I present the following evidence...

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Hughes and McDonald no known partners.

Now Brad Hodge, has a mans domestic record ever been more deserving of a test call up?
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Unfortunately Meg Hodge, though a nice looking lass is just not the kind of glamour girl the Aussie selectors are after in a middle order.

And yet Michael Clarke in and out of form slumps seems chosen for leadership. Wonder why...
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Unfortunately although Brad Haddin is undoubtedly the best Keeper in Australia he has now officially lost his spot to Manou who is dating Tamsyn Lewis.

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Re: The Secret To Australian Selection

Fair call. And from NSW so its abit of a modern day miracle that he isnt captain, perhaps some tension towards same sex relationships?
 
Re: The Secret To Australian Selection

joel;358595 said:
And yet Michael Clarke in and out of form slumps seems chosen for leadership. Wonder why...
Clarke-and-Lara-Bingle.jpg

Shocker of a photo of Bingle. There are much, much better photos of her out there. ;)

joel said:
Unfortunately although Brad Haddin is undoubtedly the best Keeper in Australia he has now officially lost his spot to Manou who is dating Tamsyn Lewis.

Phwooaarrr, where is Graham so I can shake his hand? :D

Pretty good theory though joel, sex and sport always sells and the more marketable the player is the better. Highly unlikely that it'd happen though but good thinking nonetheless. @|
 
Re: The Secret To Australian Selection

i like this theory on sexploitation.

knowing sport and the franchise it is these days its probably true. i think lara is the only reason clarke has stayed in the side for his career.
 
Re: The Secret To Australian Selection

joel;358600 said:
Fair call. And from NSW so its abit of a modern day miracle that he isnt captain, perhaps some tension towards same sex relationships?
I laughed out loud.
 
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