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Signman
also known as Mal
Yeah mate, the bloke was really hilarious... in the 70's in NZ he played a character called Fred Dagg {a farmer} & he had 7 sons, all of them called Trev
when he went to live in Aussie did he play that character over the ditch too ?In the Phone Call clip he mentioned a place called Wainui {Wainuiomata} - which is only about a hour away from where I live.
Signman
also known as Mal
Mate that was brilliant
... comedy is at it's best when it's really silly & cleverly done.
Did you get Full Frontal and before that Fast Forward across the ditch. I have them in my archive file. You can still see them on YT. Still belly laff stuff. Never saw Footrot Flats but wasnt there also a comic in the papers?Mate that was brilliant
Red Skelton’s recipe for the perfect marriage
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
I take my wife everywhere….. but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. She said, “There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me, “In the lake.”
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” …. The driver said, “No, jump in!”
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault though! My wife asked “What’s on the TV?” I said “Dust!”
This is hilarious. Never watched this comedian.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
I take my wife everywhere….. but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. She said, “There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me, “In the lake.”
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” …. The driver said, “No, jump in!”
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault though! My wife asked “What’s on the TV?” I said “Dust!”
This is hilarious. Never watched this comedian.
Signman
also known as Mal
Haven't seen those shows, will check them out on YT - we got Mother & Son here though {Garry McDonald is a top actor}... one of my favourite comedy series, very funny.
Yeah, Footrot Flats was in the papers & there are also comic books... the cartoonist was Murray Ball, unfortunately he died 2 or 3 years ago.
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Signman
also known as Mal
As you say Richie the chemistry between Maggie & Arthur was outstanding - Maggie was hilarious, she had a little bit of dementia, but totally played the forgetful card when it really suited her... Robert the dentist & his wife Liz were also very funny.
