VTCA Thread

[PeterHowarthVtca]

Re: VTCA Thread

Real big trouble,needing 60 to win only 3 down.Could be a bonus smacka out of the side.

smackas no loss to that side im sure they can get another passenger to fill his shoes! he has been carried for last 2 years. he was a passenger in last years premiership side didnt make a score all season. This year the same hasnt made a score but good to see he has finally been dropped to the twos where he made a dismal 20 on weekend in helping he's side get to their 119 1st innings total

 

[PeterHowarthVtca]

Re: VTCA Thread

Real big trouble,needing 60 to win only 3 down.Could be a bonus smacka out of the side.

smackas no loss to that side im sure they can get another passenger to fill his shoes! he has been carried for last 2 years. he was a passenger in last years premiership side didnt make a score all season. This year the same hasnt made a score but good to see he has finally been dropped to the twos where he made a dismal 20 on weekend in helping he's side get to their 119 1st innings total

 

[Bagsofwickets]

Re: VTCA Thread

smackas no loss to that side im sure they can get another passenger to fill his shoes! he has been carried for last 2 years. he was a passenger in last years premiership side didnt make a score all season. This year the same hasnt made a score but good to see he has finally been dropped to the twos where he made a dismal 20 on weekend in helping he's side get to their 119 1st innings total

word from the green trackie brigade is that smackas was getting a bit jealous that the yarraville scorer was paying too much attention with bakes. allegation was that she was showing him his personal wagon wheel by dropping her strides after the game in front of all the boys and smackas was feeling a bit left out and therefore he got on the turps before last game!
im sure if there was a bit of a nipple suck on offer from the scorer for smackas this could be the motivation he needs to turn his season around coming into the finals!

 

[Bagsofwickets]

Re: VTCA Thread

smackas no loss to that side im sure they can get another passenger to fill his shoes! he has been carried for last 2 years. he was a passenger in last years premiership side didnt make a score all season. This year the same hasnt made a score but good to see he has finally been dropped to the twos where he made a dismal 20 on weekend in helping he's side get to their 119 1st innings total

word from the green trackie brigade is that smackas was getting a bit jealous that the yarraville scorer was paying too much attention with bakes. allegation was that she was showing him his personal wagon wheel by dropping her strides after the game in front of all the boys and smackas was feeling a bit left out and therefore he got on the turps before last game!
im sure if there was a bit of a nipple suck on offer from the scorer for smackas this could be the motivation he needs to turn his season around coming into the finals!

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

I cant see what all the fuss is about. I am personally sick of clubs from the North making up 90 percent of the finalists in Senior and Senior A, its about time teams from the South got a fair go. I think Bentleigh should protest every single umpiring decision and piece of injustice that happens to them all the way to the Flag...

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

I cant see what all the fuss is about. I am personally sick of clubs from the North making up 90 percent of the finalists in Senior and Senior A, its about time teams from the South got a fair go. I think Bentleigh should protest every single umpiring decision and piece of injustice that happens to them all the way to the Flag...

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

Well batted by the cheating Hacks... 162 on their own dack.. maybe they can protest about the wicket or the lack of talent in their team of duds.. Teams r queing u p to get the by into the next week of finals by playign the cheats.. how r they gonna protest in the finals when it's beign played on a nuetral ground?

Willy & Beau looks a bit suss with Beau being bowled out after 39 overs & willy virtually the same.. I reckon the skips made an arrangment to split the game into 2 40 over games.. I bet they both bat for around 40 overs again next week & an outright result will come..

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

Well batted by the cheating Hacks... 162 on their own dack.. maybe they can protest about the wicket or the lack of talent in their team of duds.. Teams r queing u p to get the by into the next week of finals by playign the cheats.. how r they gonna protest in the finals when it's beign played on a nuetral ground?

Willy & Beau looks a bit suss with Beau being bowled out after 39 overs & willy virtually the same.. I reckon the skips made an arrangment to split the game into 2 40 over games.. I bet they both bat for around 40 overs again next week & an outright result will come..

 

[BubbleButtRutts]

Re: VTCA Thread

[/QUOTE
Not a good fortnight for YCCC.

DSCC will finish top ably led by Captain BubbleButt himself. SCCC will sneak into the 4 after smashing a woefully inept Chelsea.

YCCC and KCC will play the other semi, just a question of where, with the YCCC v RPBCC game looming as a major finals shaper.

Looks like it will an interesting final round with every position, except last, capable of changing.[/QUOTE]


Minor amendment. SCCC to miss the finals after loss to Chelsea next Saturday. McKinnon or Hampton to finish 4th.

 

[BubbleButtRutts]

Re: VTCA Thread

[/QUOTE
Not a good fortnight for YCCC.

DSCC will finish top ably led by Captain BubbleButt himself. SCCC will sneak into the 4 after smashing a woefully inept Chelsea.

YCCC and KCC will play the other semi, just a question of where, with the YCCC v RPBCC game looming as a major finals shaper.

Looks like it will an interesting final round with every position, except last, capable of changing.[/QUOTE]


Minor amendment. SCCC to miss the finals after loss to Chelsea next Saturday. McKinnon or Hampton to finish 4th.

 

[Jika Magic]

Re: VTCA Thread

How did you guys go in the U'21 comp this year? useally the VTCA is pretty strong in this comp

 

[Jika Magic]

Re: VTCA Thread

How did you guys go in the U'21 comp this year? useally the VTCA is pretty strong in this comp

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

Maybe we can get Big fat Bill Pewtress back in charge,or a team from Cooper st.
to run the much stronger Northern Turf Cricket Assocation,and Bentleigh to run the Southern Turf Cricket Association and Brighton to form the Southern Womens Comp.

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

Maybe we can get Big fat Bill Pewtress back in charge,or a team from Cooper st.
to run the much stronger Northern Turf Cricket Assocation,and Bentleigh to run the Southern Turf Cricket Association and Brighton to form the Southern Womens Comp.

 

[century scorer]

Re: VTCA Thread

86.37_____Doutta Stars
82.45_____Yarraville Club
78.77_____Keilor
71.40_____South Caulfield
69.56_____Royal Park / Brunswick
68.98_____Altona North
66.95_____Hampton
65.83_____McKinnon
58.76_____Old Essendon Grammarians
58.65_____Youlden Parkville
57.61_____Spotswood
33.56_____Chelsea

RD 11 PREDICTIONS

Sth Caulfield v Chelsea

Sth Caulfield OUTRIGHT...

Altona Nth. v Keilor

KEILOR IN A TIGHT GAME - HUTCHISON TO CONTINUE HIS STELLAR FORM WITH A 5FA AND 50 RUN DOUBLE.... WORD IS HE HAS BEEN FIELDING OFFERS FROM THE I.P.L... STAY TUNED.....

Yarraville Club v Royal Park/Brunswick

YCCC in a tight game... BAKER & SMART to bounce back with the bat.... CONTESSA holds RPB hopes on his shoulders

Hampton v McKinnon

LOOK OUT FOR DODGY OUTRIGHT HERE..... FERGUSON will organise something here....

Youlden v OEG

OEG COMFORTABLY WITH LINLEY BREAKING THE GAME OPEN WITH 6 WICKETS...

Doutta v Spotty

CAN DAVIES UPSET THE DOUTTA APPLECART ?? SPOTTY IN A THRILLER

What was contessa doing batting at 8,no Anzac medals handed out on satday

 

[century scorer]

Re: VTCA Thread

86.37_____Doutta Stars
82.45_____Yarraville Club
78.77_____Keilor
71.40_____South Caulfield
69.56_____Royal Park / Brunswick
68.98_____Altona North
66.95_____Hampton
65.83_____McKinnon
58.76_____Old Essendon Grammarians
58.65_____Youlden Parkville
57.61_____Spotswood
33.56_____Chelsea

RD 11 PREDICTIONS

Sth Caulfield v Chelsea

Sth Caulfield OUTRIGHT...

Altona Nth. v Keilor

KEILOR IN A TIGHT GAME - HUTCHISON TO CONTINUE HIS STELLAR FORM WITH A 5FA AND 50 RUN DOUBLE.... WORD IS HE HAS BEEN FIELDING OFFERS FROM THE I.P.L... STAY TUNED.....

Yarraville Club v Royal Park/Brunswick

YCCC in a tight game... BAKER & SMART to bounce back with the bat.... CONTESSA holds RPB hopes on his shoulders

Hampton v McKinnon

LOOK OUT FOR DODGY OUTRIGHT HERE..... FERGUSON will organise something here....

Youlden v OEG

OEG COMFORTABLY WITH LINLEY BREAKING THE GAME OPEN WITH 6 WICKETS...

Doutta v Spotty

CAN DAVIES UPSET THE DOUTTA APPLECART ?? SPOTTY IN A THRILLER

What was contessa doing batting at 8,no Anzac medals handed out on satday

 

[deadgoon]

Re: VTCA Thread

Maybe we can get Big fat Bill Pewtress back in charge,or a team from Cooper st.
to run the much stronger Northern Turf Cricket Assocation,and Bentleigh to run the Southern Turf Cricket Association and Brighton to form the Southern Womens Comp.

Bentleigh would be playing against themselves in their Southern Turf Cricket Association, that's how popular they are atm.|@

 

[deadgoon]

Re: VTCA Thread

Maybe we can get Big fat Bill Pewtress back in charge,or a team from Cooper st.
to run the much stronger Northern Turf Cricket Assocation,and Bentleigh to run the Southern Turf Cricket Association and Brighton to form the Southern Womens Comp.

Bentleigh would be playing against themselves in their Southern Turf Cricket Association, that's how popular they are atm.|@

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

Bentleigh would be playing against themselves in their Southern Turf Cricket Association, that's how popular they are atm.|@

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

Bentleigh would be playing against themselves in their Southern Turf Cricket Association, that's how popular they are atm.|@

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

 

[Slipper]

Re: VTCA Thread

What was contessa doing batting at 8,no Anzac medals handed out on satday

Trying for another not out to boost his average. Though since he didnt bowl , he may be injured.

 

[Slipper]

Re: VTCA Thread

What was contessa doing batting at 8,no Anzac medals handed out on satday

Trying for another not out to boost his average. Though since he didnt bowl , he may be injured.

 

[Slipper]

Re: VTCA Thread

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

Lets hope so, how could Bentleigh be 0-50, all out 120 odd , lose ,and then get the points for playing on an under done track ? This weeks batting again shows last week was no fluke collapse.

Time for you to go McInnes. Some of your decisions over the years have left the comp bewildered , and if you are challenged , let all from the NORTH get behind them.

 

[Slipper]

Re: VTCA Thread

lets b honest here... this is park cricket or would b if the VTCA enforced the player payment rules... If u need to b at the opposition team's ground armed with a camera with the aim of lodging protests to win games then u shouldn't b in the comp... the fact this comp encourages this behaviour by enforcing ambigous rules is the reason why the VTCA exec is about to be challenged...

Lets hope so, how could Bentleigh be 0-50, all out 120 odd , lose ,and then get the points for playing on an under done track ? This weeks batting again shows last week was no fluke collapse.

Time for you to go McInnes. Some of your decisions over the years have left the comp bewildered , and if you are challenged , let all from the NORTH get behind them.

 

[Vicious and Well Directed]

Re: VTCA Thread

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

He does have a point though. GarryMac might have gone and broken the 'Southern Treaty' by taking on a neighbour. That sort of behaviour should be saved for when you're beaten by teams from the north.

It could work. Covers off at 8:25am on Saturday, otherwise it will be ruined and you'll lose 8-42 no matter how well you bat. You'd get Subway for afternoon tea every week, and everyone behaves like a gentlemen without the riff-raff from across the bridge or down south by the beach bringing down the tone of the game. And best of all, the rest of us get on with a decent cricket competition without having to put up with w**kers like them.

 

[Vicious and Well Directed]

Re: VTCA Thread

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

He does have a point though. GarryMac might have gone and broken the 'Southern Treaty' by taking on a neighbour. That sort of behaviour should be saved for when you're beaten by teams from the north.

It could work. Covers off at 8:25am on Saturday, otherwise it will be ruined and you'll lose 8-42 no matter how well you bat. You'd get Subway for afternoon tea every week, and everyone behaves like a gentlemen without the riff-raff from across the bridge or down south by the beach bringing down the tone of the game. And best of all, the rest of us get on with a decent cricket competition without having to put up with w**kers like them.

 

[36_wides]

Re: VTCA Thread

How did you guys go in the U'21 comp this year? useally the VTCA is pretty strong in this comp

its a real pity players cant catch when they are meant 2 b wicketkeepers and when batsmen talk themselfs up and cant make a run

 

[36_wides]

Re: VTCA Thread

How did you guys go in the U'21 comp this year? useally the VTCA is pretty strong in this comp

its a real pity players cant catch when they are meant 2 b wicketkeepers and when batsmen talk themselfs up and cant make a run

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

so sledge which batting supestar r u from the mighty Bentass XI? R u the gun McBurney with 30 runs at 11 or superman ahmed with 200 at 25, or the brilliant allrounder Robertson, runs at 17 wickets at 26 hahahaha how about your flat track bully of sook skipper? no hang on u r that real gun Mott hahahaha 180 at 18 with 80 in 1 hit.. clearly your team are not up to it.. but hang on u losers don't win games on the ground do u??

Gee all these guys seem to make 2's runs.. wonder why.. cos u r a 2's team out of it's depth... cheating hacks

P.S ESBC would flog the absolute life from u heroes, u worry about the surface pal cos u can't sook then cheat to win on synth.. loser

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

Every other post from yourself has been on the CMCA thread,do you know what turf cricket is?
Go back to your little Hard wicket comp with the rest of your Hard wicket figs

so sledge which batting supestar r u from the mighty Bentass XI? R u the gun McBurney with 30 runs at 11 or superman ahmed with 200 at 25, or the brilliant allrounder Robertson, runs at 17 wickets at 26 hahahaha how about your flat track bully of sook skipper? no hang on u r that real gun Mott hahahaha 180 at 18 with 80 in 1 hit.. clearly your team are not up to it.. but hang on u losers don't win games on the ground do u??

Gee all these guys seem to make 2's runs.. wonder why.. cos u r a 2's team out of it's depth... cheating hacks

P.S ESBC would flog the absolute life from u heroes, u worry about the surface pal cos u can't sook then cheat to win on synth.. loser

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

so sledge which batting supestar r u from the mighty Bentass XI? R u the gun McBurney with 30 runs at 11 or superman ahmed with 200 at 25, or the brilliant allrounder Robertson, runs at 17 wickets at 26 hahahaha how about your flat track bully of sook skipper? no hang on u r that real gun Mott hahahaha 180 at 18 with 80 in 1 hit.. clearly your team are not up to it.. but hang on u losers don't win games on the ground do u??

Gee all these guys seem to make 2's runs.. wonder why.. cos u r a 2's team out of it's depth... cheating hacks

P.S ESBC would flog the absolute life from u heroes, u worry about the surface pal cos u can't sook then cheat to win on synth.. loser

Where are you from then,hard wickets in the South or putting your hand up for VTCA President on an earlier post.
By the way your writing skills are brilliant

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

so sledge which batting supestar r u from the mighty Bentass XI? R u the gun McBurney with 30 runs at 11 or superman ahmed with 200 at 25, or the brilliant allrounder Robertson, runs at 17 wickets at 26 hahahaha how about your flat track bully of sook skipper? no hang on u r that real gun Mott hahahaha 180 at 18 with 80 in 1 hit.. clearly your team are not up to it.. but hang on u losers don't win games on the ground do u??

Gee all these guys seem to make 2's runs.. wonder why.. cos u r a 2's team out of it's depth... cheating hacks

P.S ESBC would flog the absolute life from u heroes, u worry about the surface pal cos u can't sook then cheat to win on synth.. loser

Where are you from then,hard wickets in the South or putting your hand up for VTCA President on an earlier post.
By the way your writing skills are brilliant

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

u tell me how to write an appeal to the VTCA then Robbo... i bet your cheating VTCA rep can help u.

I am an honest cricketer.. u would'nt know one u cheat.

u r just a park cricketer who thinks he's special cos he plays on turf.... every Longmuir shield premier of the last decade would thrash u hacks..

do u think Druids will win outright? If they make 260 they have enough against you & your batting guns.. u blokes r good for 100 in 40 overs

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

u tell me how to write an appeal to the VTCA then Robbo... i bet your cheating VTCA rep can help u.

I am an honest cricketer.. u would'nt know one u cheat.

u r just a park cricketer who thinks he's special cos he plays on turf.... every Longmuir shield premier of the last decade would thrash u hacks..

do u think Druids will win outright? If they make 260 they have enough against you & your batting guns.. u blokes r good for 100 in 40 overs

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

u tell me how to write an appeal to the VTCA then Robbo... i bet your cheating VTCA rep can help u.

I am an honest cricketer.. u would'nt know one u cheat.

u r just a park cricketer who thinks he's special cos he plays on turf.... every Longmuir shield premier of the last decade would thrash u hacks..

do u think Druids will win outright? If they make 260 they have enough against you & your batting guns.. u blokes r good for 100 in 40 overs

Whats the Longmuir shield,is that for the hard wicket tosers that don't get paid in the higher grade.
Go off now to the CMCA thread d2ckhead,at least you carn't cheat with your covers there

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

u tell me how to write an appeal to the VTCA then Robbo... i bet your cheating VTCA rep can help u.

I am an honest cricketer.. u would'nt know one u cheat.

u r just a park cricketer who thinks he's special cos he plays on turf.... every Longmuir shield premier of the last decade would thrash u hacks..

do u think Druids will win outright? If they make 260 they have enough against you & your batting guns.. u blokes r good for 100 in 40 overs

Whats the Longmuir shield,is that for the hard wicket tosers that don't get paid in the higher grade.
Go off now to the CMCA thread d2ckhead,at least you carn't cheat with your covers there

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

why don't u go watch it & c better players than u will ever have at your club of cheats & hacks...

u will b free to watch after week 1 of the finals.. unless u can protest a win on a nuetral wicket..

do get paid by the wicket or the run Robbo? either way u r a bargain...

 

[bonus points must go]

Re: VTCA Thread

why don't u go watch it & c better players than u will ever have at your club of cheats & hacks...

u will b free to watch after week 1 of the finals.. unless u can protest a win on a nuetral wicket..

do get paid by the wicket or the run Robbo? either way u r a bargain...

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

why don't u go watch it & c better players than u will ever have at your club of cheats & hacks...

u will b free to watch after week 1 of the finals.. unless u can protest a win on a nuetral wicket..

do get paid by the wicket or the run Robbo? either way u r a bargain...

Piss off and go to the CMCA

 

[southern sledge]

Re: VTCA Thread

why don't u go watch it & c better players than u will ever have at your club of cheats & hacks...

u will b free to watch after week 1 of the finals.. unless u can protest a win on a nuetral wicket..

do get paid by the wicket or the run Robbo? either way u r a bargain...

Piss off and go to the CMCA