thewrongun
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Anyone who likes a good sledge should check out this Ashes tips blog. It's got 20 of the best. In a way, it's a shame the stump mic has taken this out the game. Some of them are pretty witty.
The best sledges.... ever?
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Love the Woodfull and Jardine one, just about sums up their relationship in one line.
This one has done the rounds, but I still think it's one of the best (censored):
Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
This one has done the rounds, but I still think it's one of the best (censored):
Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
courtjester
Member
Lillee bowling to a batsman who keeps playing and missing.
Lillee- "Hey mate, you've got a bit of shit on the end of your bat".
Batsman looks at toe end of bat.
Lillee- "Nah mate, the other end".
Lillee- "Hey mate, you've got a bit of shit on the end of your bat".
Batsman looks at toe end of bat.
Lillee- "Nah mate, the other end".
Kram81
Well-Known Member
Nothing beats the McGrath Brandes one, great comeback.
The M.Waugh v Parore one was a bit harsh, still pretty funny though
M.Waugh “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you’re f**king useless now”. Parore “Yeah, that’s me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb c**t”.
The M.Waugh v Parore one was a bit harsh, still pretty funny though
M.Waugh “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you’re f**king useless now”. Parore “Yeah, that’s me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb c**t”.
Richard the Third
BigCricket Administrator
I've always been partial to this one:
England's James Ormond had just come out to bat and was greeted by Australia's Mark Waugh:
Waugh from the slips: "What are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England." Ormond: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."
England's James Ormond had just come out to bat and was greeted by Australia's Mark Waugh:
Waugh from the slips: "What are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England." Ormond: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."
