VTCA Thread

[been there done that]

Re: VTCA Thread

Perhaps Jimmy Leys might make a comeback to umpiring, is a GF specialist. Was officiating the Kratz incident, and apparently started booking random players for trumped up things in a lower grade GF last year.

I played in the 05/06 gf. Both umpires were terrible. Wanted to over officiate, this then caused a fair amount of extra tension. I would have thought that what wnet on during that gf goes on every other week end.

 

[been there done that]

Re: VTCA Thread

Perhaps Jimmy Leys might make a comeback to umpiring, is a GF specialist. Was officiating the Kratz incident, and apparently started booking random players for trumped up things in a lower grade GF last year.

I played in the 05/06 gf. Both umpires were terrible. Wanted to over officiate, this then caused a fair amount of extra tension. I would have thought that what wnet on during that gf goes on every other week end.

 

[Bagsofwickets]

Re: VTCA Thread

Ken Eastwood doesn't give LBWs against teams from the western suburbs.

unless you walk straight in front of your stumps and play a sweep shot and its the 3rd appeal. gave one saturday which was a bit of a suprise!

 

[Bagsofwickets]

Re: VTCA Thread

Ken Eastwood doesn't give LBWs against teams from the western suburbs.

unless you walk straight in front of your stumps and play a sweep shot and its the 3rd appeal. gave one saturday which was a bit of a suprise!

 

[Mick Megne]

Re: VTCA Thread

Wanted opening bowler to play hard wickets in North West Cricket Assoc

More than likely from 2nd divison considering grade drop renumiration for successfull apllicant

Msg me if interested

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

 

[Mick Megne]

Re: VTCA Thread

Wanted opening bowler to play hard wickets in North West Cricket Assoc

More than likely from 2nd divison considering grade drop renumiration for successfull apllicant

Msg me if interested

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

 

[Wiseman]

Re: VTCA Thread

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

You took 2 wickets for the season?

 

[Wiseman]

Re: VTCA Thread

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

You took 2 wickets for the season?

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

poor old Ivo must be shattered Mick, all that hard work and AN's hopes lie solely with the 3rds.

you can't leave AN, it's pretty obvious that they need you need you down there to bolster the ranks. i mean, if you leave who is going to step into your shoes?

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

If your'e looking for a hired gun ,then i'm your man. 6 foot 5 of pure muscle and the fastest in the west.How much $$$ are we talking.I can put off my move to subbies if the price is right.

poor old Ivo must be shattered Mick, all that hard work and AN's hopes lie solely with the 3rds.

you can't leave AN, it's pretty obvious that they need you need you down there to bolster the ranks. i mean, if you leave who is going to step into your shoes?

 

[rootyaboot]

Re: VTCA Thread

poor old Ivo must be shattered Mick, all that hard work and AN's hopes lie solely with the 3rds.

you can't leave AN, it's pretty obvious that they need you need you down there to bolster the ranks. i mean, if you leave who is going to step into your shoes?

im tipping the statue out the front of mcdonalds with the yellow, red and white overalls could do a good a job as mick megne..
but i dont think ronald would get the tick of aproval down at altona north, they would be more suited to having con the carpenter as a replacement for mick!
much prefer to be chomping on a few home made solamis than a big mac with fries..

 

[rootyaboot]

Re: VTCA Thread

poor old Ivo must be shattered Mick, all that hard work and AN's hopes lie solely with the 3rds.

you can't leave AN, it's pretty obvious that they need you need you down there to bolster the ranks. i mean, if you leave who is going to step into your shoes?

im tipping the statue out the front of mcdonalds with the yellow, red and white overalls could do a good a job as mick megne..
but i dont think ronald would get the tick of aproval down at altona north, they would be more suited to having con the carpenter as a replacement for mick!
much prefer to be chomping on a few home made solamis than a big mac with fries..

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

im tipping the statue out the front of mcdonalds with the yellow, red and white overalls could do a good a job as mick megne..
but i dont think ronald would get the tick of aproval down at altona north, they would be more suited to having con the carpenter as a replacement for mick!
much prefer to be chomping on a few home made solamis than a big mac with fries..

nah they have another bloke down there who gets mobbed by kids each time he goes in to order a mcflurry.

Mick Megne would probably have a better chance at winning a David Caruso look-a-like contest

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

im tipping the statue out the front of mcdonalds with the yellow, red and white overalls could do a good a job as mick megne..
but i dont think ronald would get the tick of aproval down at altona north, they would be more suited to having con the carpenter as a replacement for mick!
much prefer to be chomping on a few home made solamis than a big mac with fries..

nah they have another bloke down there who gets mobbed by kids each time he goes in to order a mcflurry.

Mick Megne would probably have a better chance at winning a David Caruso look-a-like contest

 

[Tubba LaBumba]

Re: VTCA Thread

Wanted opening bowler to play hard wickets in North West Cricket Assoc

More than likely from 2nd divison considering grade drop renumiration for successfull apllicant

Msg me if interested

Been looking for a new club since i was left out of my sides semi final last year..absolute poo those selectors..
Can open the bowling with my off spin darts that dont turn..occasional leggy!
Also can open the batting as a pinch hitter, have won a couple of club champions at Doutta but am now in need of a change of scenery as my brother has retired, can also bring a scorer with me if needed~

 

[Tubba LaBumba]

Re: VTCA Thread

Wanted opening bowler to play hard wickets in North West Cricket Assoc

More than likely from 2nd divison considering grade drop renumiration for successfull apllicant

Msg me if interested

Been looking for a new club since i was left out of my sides semi final last year..absolute poo those selectors..
Can open the bowling with my off spin darts that dont turn..occasional leggy!
Also can open the batting as a pinch hitter, have won a couple of club champions at Doutta but am now in need of a change of scenery as my brother has retired, can also bring a scorer with me if needed~

 

[NorthClubsDontPayPlayers]

Re: VTCA Thread

Thats his specialty. VTCA never actually revealed on the website under what rule the spotty boys were suspended. Suspicions are that it was a new rule introducted specifically for that game, Rule 69d - "Stealing the umpires parking spot prior to commencement of game"

Rule Number 166a - Breaking into umpires rooms and threatening to kill umpires.

 

[NorthClubsDontPayPlayers]

Re: VTCA Thread

Thats his specialty. VTCA never actually revealed on the website under what rule the spotty boys were suspended. Suspicions are that it was a new rule introducted specifically for that game, Rule 69d - "Stealing the umpires parking spot prior to commencement of game"

Rule Number 166a - Breaking into umpires rooms and threatening to kill umpires.

 

[VicPolice]

Re: VTCA Thread

Was last seen at the Taylors Lakes police station this morning, after trying to break into the Keilor Clubrooms, witnesses said he was looking for a premiership photo containing one of his mates, named pacholi. Didn't think he had any mates down at Keilor?

GARY TURNER UPDATE
Firstly thanks to the many of that you that have called with information and sightings of the great man who goes by the name of "smackas"
March 3 last definite sighting - slouched at crown in couch in front of the big screen..
March 4 at 12.17am - Being pushed through City Road McDonalds drive through on a wheel chair screaming "this is not a thirsty camel drive through you idiot patroli" or something like that. The guy pushing the wheel chair was approx 5-6, beetroot head and obese build.
March 4 at 5.35am - Staggering all down Lygon St looking for a 24 hour bottle shop.
March 4 at 10.19pm - Front steps of Flinders St station with a baggy green cap on the ground and a empty vb carton cardboard sign saying "ive lost my wallet and need a beer please help"
March 5 at 12.51am - Walking down King St with what looked like to be a long brown bottle in a brown paper bag!

 

[VicPolice]

Re: VTCA Thread

Was last seen at the Taylors Lakes police station this morning, after trying to break into the Keilor Clubrooms, witnesses said he was looking for a premiership photo containing one of his mates, named pacholi. Didn't think he had any mates down at Keilor?

GARY TURNER UPDATE
Firstly thanks to the many of that you that have called with information and sightings of the great man who goes by the name of "smackas"
March 3 last definite sighting - slouched at crown in couch in front of the big screen..
March 4 at 12.17am - Being pushed through City Road McDonalds drive through on a wheel chair screaming "this is not a thirsty camel drive through you idiot patroli" or something like that. The guy pushing the wheel chair was approx 5-6, beetroot head and obese build.
March 4 at 5.35am - Staggering all down Lygon St looking for a 24 hour bottle shop.
March 4 at 10.19pm - Front steps of Flinders St station with a baggy green cap on the ground and a empty vb carton cardboard sign saying "ive lost my wallet and need a beer please help"
March 5 at 12.51am - Walking down King St with what looked like to be a long brown bottle in a brown paper bag!

 

[Frankie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Rule Number 166a - Breaking into umpires rooms and threatening to kill umpires.

Not you again

 

[Frankie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Rule Number 166a - Breaking into umpires rooms and threatening to kill umpires.

Not you again

 

[Vicious and Well Directed]

Re: VTCA Thread

what's with the lower grades? last time i played grand finals all grades were on neutral turf?

Good point Dizz. Assuming you are talking about Central Seconds playing at RPB's home ground. Strange one that. I'm sure the VTCA has some justification that mere players wouldn't be able to comprehend.

 

[Vicious and Well Directed]

Re: VTCA Thread

what's with the lower grades? last time i played grand finals all grades were on neutral turf?

Good point Dizz. Assuming you are talking about Central Seconds playing at RPB's home ground. Strange one that. I'm sure the VTCA has some justification that mere players wouldn't be able to comprehend.

 

[Mick Megne]

Re: VTCA Thread

nah they have another bloke down there who gets mobbed by kids each time he goes in to order a mcflurry.

Mick Megne would probably have a better chance at winning a David Caruso look-a-like contest

Why dont you make an appearance at our 3rds game this week Dizz.You may see me donning the creams or if not then perhaps we can knock back a few frothies and reminisce on past glories and memoirs.If your there introduce yourself you wont be able to miss me.

Your Mate Mick Megne

 

[Mick Megne]

Re: VTCA Thread

nah they have another bloke down there who gets mobbed by kids each time he goes in to order a mcflurry.

Mick Megne would probably have a better chance at winning a David Caruso look-a-like contest

Why dont you make an appearance at our 3rds game this week Dizz.You may see me donning the creams or if not then perhaps we can knock back a few frothies and reminisce on past glories and memoirs.If your there introduce yourself you wont be able to miss me.

Your Mate Mick Megne

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Why dont you make an appearance at our 3rds game this week Dizz.You may see me donning the creams or if not then perhaps we can knock back a few frothies and reminisce on past glories and memoirs.If your there introduce yourself you wont be able to miss me.

Your Mate Mick Megne

thanks for the invitation mate, however my season is still not over yet so there's a good chance i'll be playing cricket

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Why dont you make an appearance at our 3rds game this week Dizz.You may see me donning the creams or if not then perhaps we can knock back a few frothies and reminisce on past glories and memoirs.If your there introduce yourself you wont be able to miss me.

Your Mate Mick Megne

thanks for the invitation mate, however my season is still not over yet so there's a good chance i'll be playing cricket

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Good point Dizz. Assuming you are talking about Central Seconds playing at RPB's home ground. Strange one that. I'm sure the VTCA has some justification that mere players wouldn't be able to comprehend.

yep, seconds, northC1 and 3 are played on the home ground of the team that finished higher.

however, this one is a strange one

in northC2, the final 4 were 1. hoppers, 2. spotswood, 3. RPB and 4. east keilor

east keilor knocked off hoppers, played at east keilor because both hoppers grounds were taken by higher XI's

spotty knocked off RPB at home

so spotty play east keilor at east keilor in the GF... east keilor have been given a home GF even though they finished 4th and spotty finished 2nd. in saying that, full marks to east keilor for knocking off hoppers when it counted the most.

spotty north c3 have a home GF on their bottom ground and the senior division Gf is on the top ground.

spotty north c3 finished on top so you argue they deserve the home ground, however in the semis, it was the higher XI gets home ground preference.

strange

 

[DizzyGillepsie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Good point Dizz. Assuming you are talking about Central Seconds playing at RPB's home ground. Strange one that. I'm sure the VTCA has some justification that mere players wouldn't be able to comprehend.

yep, seconds, northC1 and 3 are played on the home ground of the team that finished higher.

however, this one is a strange one

in northC2, the final 4 were 1. hoppers, 2. spotswood, 3. RPB and 4. east keilor

east keilor knocked off hoppers, played at east keilor because both hoppers grounds were taken by higher XI's

spotty knocked off RPB at home

so spotty play east keilor at east keilor in the GF... east keilor have been given a home GF even though they finished 4th and spotty finished 2nd. in saying that, full marks to east keilor for knocking off hoppers when it counted the most.

spotty north c3 have a home GF on their bottom ground and the senior division Gf is on the top ground.

spotty north c3 finished on top so you argue they deserve the home ground, however in the semis, it was the higher XI gets home ground preference.

strange

 

[The Publican]

Re: VTCA Thread

GARY TURNER UPDATE
Firstly thanks to the many of that you that have called with information and sightings of the great man who goes by the name of "smackas"
March 3 last definite sighting - slouched at crown in couch in front of the big screen..
March 4 at 12.17am - Being pushed through City Road McDonalds drive through on a wheel chair screaming "this is not a thirsty camel drive through you idiot patroli" or something like that. The guy pushing the wheel chair was approx 5-6, beetroot head and obese build.
March 4 at 5.35am - Staggering all down Lygon St looking for a 24 hour bottle shop.
March 4 at 10.19pm - Front steps of Flinders St station with a baggy green cap on the ground and a empty vb carton cardboard sign saying "ive lost my wallet and need a beer please help"
March 5 at 12.51am - Walking down King St with what looked like to be a long brown bottle in a brown paper bag!

March 5 at 2.00pm moomba backpackers,looking for combi van heading to Darwin for their cricket season?Was warming up for the ride with a darwin stubbie.

 

[The Publican]

Re: VTCA Thread

GARY TURNER UPDATE
Firstly thanks to the many of that you that have called with information and sightings of the great man who goes by the name of "smackas"
March 3 last definite sighting - slouched at crown in couch in front of the big screen..
March 4 at 12.17am - Being pushed through City Road McDonalds drive through on a wheel chair screaming "this is not a thirsty camel drive through you idiot patroli" or something like that. The guy pushing the wheel chair was approx 5-6, beetroot head and obese build.
March 4 at 5.35am - Staggering all down Lygon St looking for a 24 hour bottle shop.
March 4 at 10.19pm - Front steps of Flinders St station with a baggy green cap on the ground and a empty vb carton cardboard sign saying "ive lost my wallet and need a beer please help"
March 5 at 12.51am - Walking down King St with what looked like to be a long brown bottle in a brown paper bag!

March 5 at 2.00pm moomba backpackers,looking for combi van heading to Darwin for their cricket season?Was warming up for the ride with a darwin stubbie.

 

[rubble]

Re: VTCA Thread

Last seen attempting to eat the candies in the toilets at Flinders Street Station screaming "There must some alcohol in theses" His mate Patcholli was just eating them because they tasted nice and helped his hair stay white!! March 5 8.00 pm

 

[rubble]

Re: VTCA Thread

Last seen attempting to eat the candies in the toilets at Flinders Street Station screaming "There must some alcohol in theses" His mate Patcholli was just eating them because they tasted nice and helped his hair stay white!! March 5 8.00 pm

 

[Northern $uper$tars]

Re: VTCA Thread

Bentleigh showed their cricket talent again against Airport West St Christophers, as opposed to underhand try to win by foul means skills.
We await the "protest" , surely the covers were improperly used..must surely be the the reason you lost 6 wickets for under 10 runs each, the VTCA must be "spoken to" about this and if the match committee is consistent they would uphold your scheming "protest" and award Bentleigh the match..that's what they did last time you lost six wickets for under ten runs each..
Sunshine Druids have been cheated out of the finals place they rightly deserved on how they played the game of cricket , as opposed to manipulating a grossly mal administered set of half baked rules.

Do you reckon if Sunshine Druids should be angry at anyone, it should be at Brighton Districts for breaking the rules. They are hardly the innocent party in all of this. How about Brightons "home ground" advantage of put the boundary cones out anywhere up to 15m further when the opposition is batting.

Bout time they coped their right whack.

 

[Northern $uper$tars]

Re: VTCA Thread

Bentleigh showed their cricket talent again against Airport West St Christophers, as opposed to underhand try to win by foul means skills.
We await the "protest" , surely the covers were improperly used..must surely be the the reason you lost 6 wickets for under 10 runs each, the VTCA must be "spoken to" about this and if the match committee is consistent they would uphold your scheming "protest" and award Bentleigh the match..that's what they did last time you lost six wickets for under ten runs each..
Sunshine Druids have been cheated out of the finals place they rightly deserved on how they played the game of cricket , as opposed to manipulating a grossly mal administered set of half baked rules.

Do you reckon if Sunshine Druids should be angry at anyone, it should be at Brighton Districts for breaking the rules. They are hardly the innocent party in all of this. How about Brightons "home ground" advantage of put the boundary cones out anywhere up to 15m further when the opposition is batting.

Bout time they coped their right whack.

 

[Frankie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Do you reckon if Sunshine Druids should be angry at anyone, it should be at Brighton Districts for breaking the rules. They are hardly the innocent party in all of this. How about Brightons "home ground" advantage of put the boundary cones out anywhere up to 15m further when the opposition is batting.

Bout time they coped their right whack.

Nup should be angry at Bentleigh for manipulating the rules on a technicality and scoring themselves an undeserved finals place

 

[Frankie]

Re: VTCA Thread

Do you reckon if Sunshine Druids should be angry at anyone, it should be at Brighton Districts for breaking the rules. They are hardly the innocent party in all of this. How about Brightons "home ground" advantage of put the boundary cones out anywhere up to 15m further when the opposition is batting.

Bout time they coped their right whack.

Nup should be angry at Bentleigh for manipulating the rules on a technicality and scoring themselves an undeserved finals place

 

[More Loop]

Re: VTCA Thread

Cheetham took a few more than 10 wickets in the H & A. Went alright taking 6 for and a hat-trick in the semi @|

If the VTCA have some balls Lamb won't be playing in the GF

Great to see the VTCA have shown some balls@|

 

[More Loop]

Re: VTCA Thread

Cheetham took a few more than 10 wickets in the H & A. Went alright taking 6 for and a hat-trick in the semi @|

If the VTCA have some balls Lamb won't be playing in the GF

Great to see the VTCA have shown some balls@|