THE CHRISTMAS THREAD.

[Richie]

For Craig my Christmas wish gift to you is a first class booth for eight to watch the fifth Ashes test in Sydney with a champagne limousine there and back home for all

First class booth yes. Last time brother and I sat in the concourse and almost boiled. True Story. Sorry I digress. Fabulous wish gift Terry. And as Genie of the lamp am throwing in a sumptuous spit pork roast supper in the private presidential room. Am inviting my harem too of course.